Good by Text

Good Morning,

I went to the pub last night with my best mate Steve. I consider this an excellent GOOD deed because it meant I left my girlfriend Paula alone in the house, she got to watch whatever she wanted on the television and got hammered on a bottle of white.

My next act of GOOD happened in the pub while I was drunk. I sent a text message to everyone in my phones address book proclaiming my undying love for them. So far I've had 24 responses; here are a few of them:

"Who is this?"

"Fuck off"

"You're a twat, but I love you too"

"See you at work on Monday"

"Hello this is your mum, are you coming round for dinner tomorrow"

I think next time I get drunk I'll leave my phone at home; however I did manage to make a few people smile so despite my embarrassment now it was partially worth it.

Today is my last day of GOOD. Tomorrow starts the week of EVIL.

Glen