Evil ways to annoy your girlfriend

Good Evening,

This week is an EVIL week; let me once again explain how this works. On alternate weeks I am GOOD and then EVIL. Last week I was good, and so this week I am EVIL.

Today my girlfriend asked me if I'd still marry her if she was fat. Because this is an EVIL week, I of course said 'No way'. This pissed her off considerably, but not enough for her to stop wanting to marry me. I've only got three days left of being EVIL this week so I need to try and upset my girlfriend enough to the point where she realises that marrying me would be like chewing an arm off.

Glen