Nurse Me

Good evening,

This has been a particularly GOOD week for EVIL. Today I sexually harassed a nurse trying to raise money for rag week. She was stood outside Cannon Street station in London with a bucket collecting; all she was wearing was a tiny nurse's outfit and pair of stockings. I of course gave her cause some money, but then proceeded to try and get her phone number for five minutes, eventually she relented and gave me an email address, however I think fuck_me_Im_a_sexy_nurse@hotmail.com may be a fake. We will wait and see.

It's got me to wondering how much of an injury I would need in order that I could be admitted to hospital and require a bed bath from that nurse.

Glen